"And so May fifth could have been any day - until just before midnight, when Margo Roth Spiegelman slid open my screenless bedroom window for the first time since telling me to close it nine years before." - John Green, Paper Towns
"Sarah Elizabeth Bowlby?" the security guard questioned everyone who was attending the White House tour to ensure we were the people who we said we were when we signed up.
I am sitting in my room and working on my homework. "Viviana Carolina Bridget Brooks, come downstairs right now". I feel my face go pale and get up shakily. She never has used my full name before so I am extremely nervous.
I put my head in my hands to hide my expression, knowing that my class is about to go crazy. "Evan Turner Grant," my teacher calls out and the whole class turns to gape at their new classmate: a movie star in the back of their English class- there is no mistaking that name for someone other than me.
I was sitting in Hannah's room with Hannah, and her mom yelled up to her, " Hannah Marley Moross! Come down here this instant!" Hannah and I looked at each other, while her face was turning bright red.
"Lord John Lithgow Farquaad!" he heard the police officer yell as he rode down the street in his chariot, running over small gingerbread men. Shrek sat at the end of the street, waiting to crush Farquaad in his big, oniony hands. As Farquaad neared the dead end, Shrek got into position to strike. The plan was ready; he was going to spring from the bushes and put him in the onion bag and toss him into the onion patch. Duloc was going to be under Shrek's control soon enough. Nobody could stop him. Not even Donkey.
And my socks could have been anywhere - until I found the extreme look of guilt, when Simba Prince of the Gardens hid under the blanket with only his head covered and with the shreds of sock forming a trail to his hideout.
I knight thee, Sir Tirion Adrian Fordring, it is now your duty to protect any and all who cannot fend for themselves, and uphold the order of the Knights of the Silver Hand.
As I walked down the narrow path in the dead of the night, i could see an erie light moving slowly down the path towards me. "Jacob Dashawn Duckson stop tying to scare me!" There was no anwser. "David Lening Gupta?" Still no anwer. "This better not be Shia Labeouf again!"
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ReplyDelete"Sarah Elizabeth Bowlby?" the security guard questioned everyone who was attending the White House tour to ensure we were the people who we said we were when we signed up.
ReplyDeleteMy best friend, Eloise Tulip Levenson, is a stubborn, crazy, insane person, but - for some reason - I love her to death.
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ReplyDeleteI am sitting in my room and working on my homework. "Viviana Carolina Bridget Brooks, come downstairs right now". I feel my face go pale and get up shakily. She never has used my full name before so I am extremely nervous.
ReplyDeleteI put my head in my hands to hide my expression, knowing that my class is about to go crazy. "Evan Turner Grant," my teacher calls out and the whole class turns to gape at their new classmate: a movie star in the back of their English class- there is no mistaking that name for someone other than me.
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ReplyDeleteI was sitting in Hannah's room with Hannah, and her mom yelled up to her, " Hannah Marley Moross! Come down here this instant!" Hannah and I looked at each other, while her face was turning bright red.
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ReplyDelete"Lord John Lithgow Farquaad!" he heard the police officer yell as he rode down the street in his chariot, running over small gingerbread men. Shrek sat at the end of the street, waiting to crush Farquaad in his big, oniony hands. As Farquaad neared the dead end, Shrek got into position to strike. The plan was ready; he was going to spring from the bushes and put him in the onion bag and toss him into the onion patch. Duloc was going to be under Shrek's control soon enough. Nobody could stop him. Not even Donkey.
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ReplyDeleteAnd my socks could have been anywhere - until I found the extreme look of guilt, when Simba Prince of the Gardens hid under the blanket with only his head covered and with the shreds of sock forming a trail to his hideout.
ReplyDeleteI knight thee, Sir Tirion Adrian Fordring, it is now your duty to protect any and all who cannot fend for themselves, and uphold the order of the Knights of the Silver Hand.
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ReplyDeleteAs I walked down the narrow path in the dead of the night, i could see an erie light moving slowly down the path towards me. "Jacob Dashawn Duckson stop tying to scare me!" There was no anwser. "David Lening Gupta?" Still no anwer. "This better not be Shia Labeouf again!"
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