Monday, January 26, 2015

"I am forty years old now, and you know forty years is a whole life-time; you know it is extreme old age."  

Fydor Dostoyevsky - Notes from the Underground

60 comments:

  1. I was very happy, and it was because I had a new puppy; that makes me very happy.

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  2. I go to practice every day, but once i was sick so i could not go; i was so sick i could not move.

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  3. I was very tired last week, and I know I didn't get enough sleep; sometimes I get distracted at night.

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  4. I was very sad, because we lost our game; it was a big game.

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  5. I caught a snook, a jack, and a catfish over the weekend; it was on my kayak.

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  6. There were water droplets on the clean glass windows, it was almost normal to me now; It rains all of the time here.

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  7. I am a dog, and a cat; you know i am lying though,

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  8. My relatives are supposed to come on Wednesday, but there may be a blizzard; planes can't fly in blizzards.

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  9. The man fell, and seemed to be in agony; he had been badly injured.

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  10. Tomorrow is Colette's birthday, she forgot; she will be fifteen.

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  11. I went to the mall on Saturday, and you know how the mall is on the weekends; it gets super crowded.

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  12. I went to Dunkin Donuts this morning, and got coffee; it was very good.

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  14. I am fifteen years old now, and you know fifteen years is just a quarter of a life-time; you know it isn't very old age.

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  16. I wish I had slept more last night, and my eyes would stay open now; my mind just won't settle down some nights.

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  17. I scored two goals, won two face-offs, and got three assists yesterday; it was in my lacrosse game.

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  18. I work hard everyday, and I know that it is worth it; hard work prepares you for the future.

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  19. I was very happy, I had just won a million dollars; that's a lot of money.

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  20. I really love the summertime, and you know that there is no school; you know the children are happy.

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  21. My dog raced across the lawn and brought back the tennis ball, her ears flopping wildly as she ran; we were playing fetch.

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  22. I had softball practice yesterday, and I was really cold and tired; I still went anyways.

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  23. I walked through the classroom door, and you know how loquacious children are; I got a headache quickly.

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  24. I was proud of myself, for I had just found a dime on the ground; that's a rare find.

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  25. I wish I didn't sleep on the couch last night, and you i have almost a thousand knots in my back; Couches are not good for your back.

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  26. She fell off her bike yesterday, scraped her knee, bruised her elbows; it was a bad accident

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  27. She would be about 4 years old now, you know four years is a long time; it is one of the most primitive ages especially when you have missed out on it.

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  28. The temperature outside is 60 degrees, and below 70 degrees is already getting cold; i am freezing.

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  29. Basketball can be tiring, but I know it will all be worth it; Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.

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  30. I went to bed very late last night, and you know I didn't get a lot of sleep; I woke up late this morning.

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  31. I was so warm, my body was wrapped in blankets; then I had to leave my bubble of warmth to step into the freezing cold to go to school.

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  32. The tennis courts were wet, and you know you cant play on the wet courts; Playing on wet courts can ruin balls and strings.

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  33. The lunch line stretched out for what seemed like miles, and thousands streamed out of the cafeteria with tacos in their hands; it was the best of times and it was the worst of times.

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  34. I am still hungry, and everyone knows I'll eat again; another hamburger sounds good.

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  35. He drowned they say, and you know thats a horrifying way to go; your lungs collapse into useless bits of tissue and your last breath is a mouthful of water.

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  36. My mom ate a cat, and you know that cats are very boney; I ate a goose instead,

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  37. It was cold and dark outside, with a soft pitter patter on my window; it had just began to rain.

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  39. Everybody thought I was a straight A student, but few people saw my actual grades; I really had some low B's and C's.

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  40. It was Saturday and every one loves to go to footlocker ; it was so full inside the store .

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  41. After school I'm always exceedingly tired, but I still have homework; I must stay up till I finish.

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  42. In the morning I am always exhausted, but i get up togo to school anyways; I have to get up to go.

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  43. I am always hungry after school, but I never eat; I stay hungry until dinnertime.

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  44. I'm fourteen years old now, and you know it's about that time; you know i'll be on the road soon!

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  46. Everyday Sasha asks me for gum, but I never have any to give him; you know I would if I had some.

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  47. It was storming outside, and it sounded like someone was pounding on my window; turns out it was just a palm tree.

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  48. They never give us ice-cream for snack, and everyone likes ice-cream; apples are not the same as ice-cream

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  49. I hate my health class, and everybody hates health; having study-hall would be more useful.

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  50. I went to the dog park yesterday, but I forgot my dog; this is when I realize that I am an awful dog-owner.

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  51. I never understood why my dog doesn't love me, and I am an extremely loving person; he must not be accustomed to love.

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  52. Potatoes are nice and all, but watch out for potato spiders; they can really harm you!

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  53. She was incredibly emotional, and she always butted into conversations; most of her peers thought she was obnoxious.

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  54. My favorite color is green, and many things are green; my second favorite color is blue.

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  55. I have 200 frogs, but 7 die every year; by next year, I will have 193 frogs.

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  56. Everyone thinks i'm super cool, but looking back; they were totally right.

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  57. I have stopped watching the news now, and you know some of it is entertaining; overall bias doesn't pay off.

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  58. When people meet me they never see who I really am, it's never expected for me to feel; I am held together by the happiness that shrouds my pain.

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  59. People thought that I always won my SMITE matches, but people don't care to look at statistics; I lose a whole lot.

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